She rubs the lamp and the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of the lamp I will grant you 3 wishes" the woman replies " I only have 1 wish genie, I want the perfect man.
A man who won’t hit me, a man who won’t leave me and of course give me the best sex I’ve ever had".
The genie says "your wish is granted at noon tomorrow your perfect man will arrive".
The woman is very excited and could hardly wait but just as the genie said noon the next day her doorbell rang.
She jumped up, raced to the door opened the door and to her surprise there was a man lying on the ground with no arms or legs.
The woman said "what the hell is this, I asked for the perfect man not cripple who are you".
The man replied "I am your perfect man I have no arms so I can’t hit I have no legs so I can’t leave you"
She said "what about the best sex I’ve ever had"
He said "what do you think I rang the doorbell with".
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