Barack Obama with Fair & Lovely

American President Barack Obama with Fair & Lovely..... Funny Pic.

Question to Bill Gates...

1. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? 
I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

2. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, 
so when you will provide that?

3.I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

4.There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

5. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

6. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide 
‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates 

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Valentine's Day Proposal

Best ever Valentine's Day Proposal -

Can U Beat this?

Doing The Dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. 

"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." 

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. 

A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. 

But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. 

Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"

Take Careful Aim

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.

 
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." 

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. 

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off." 

The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"